Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I can count

Which is the most liked web series in India?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t buy bullshit

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Why is digital marketing important?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I can read

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

I see through liars

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

LeBron James’ message for Caitlin Clark after dominant return from injury - New York Post

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I understand how hurricane paths work

I have a reading level above third grade

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I actually pay taxes

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”